OXNARD, CA — The Dallas Cowboys drafted Cooper Beebe to protect Dak Prescott — but early in training camp, he’s protecting something else entirely: the team snack table.
The rookie offensive lineman has been spotted pancaking defenders in drills, then pancaking actual pancakes in the cafeteria, earning him the unofficial title of “Most Dangerous Man at Both Lines of Scrimmage.”
Teammates swear he’s part machine, part fridge. “I don’t think he sweats,” one veteran joked. “I think he just leaks barbecue sauce.”
But don’t let the humor fool you — Beebe has been a wall in pass protection and a bulldozer in run blocking, already drawing nods from coaches who say he’s picking up the playbook faster than anyone expected.
Fans, meanwhile, are already making signs reading “Let Beebe Eat” — and they’re not just talking about football reps.
So, is Cooper Beebe the Cowboys’ next great offensive lineman? Or is he secretly training for the World’s Strongest Buffet competition?
Either way, Dallas might have drafted a legend… both on and off the field.
